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\u64da BBC \u6628\u65e5\uff088 \u6708 22 \u65e5\uff09\u5831\u5c0e\uff0c\u4e00\u500b\u540d\u70ba Dave’s Funniest Joke of the Fringe \u7684\u6392\u884c\u699c\u6295\u7968\u7d50\u679c\u51fa\u7210\uff0c\u9019\u6392\u884c\u699c\u662f\u7531\u516c\u773e\u5f9e\u8a55\u59d4\u7be9\u9078\u5165\u570d\u7684\u540d\u55ae\u4e2d\u6295\u7968\u9078\u51fa\u5728\u4eca\u5e74\u611b\u4e01\u5821\u570b\u969b\u85dd\u7a57\u7bc0\u68df\u7be4\u7b11\u4e2d\u6700\u300c\u641e\u7b11\u300d\u7684\u7b11\u8a71\u3002<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  1. I started dating a zookeeper,
    but it turned out he was a cheetah- Lorna Rose Treen<\/strong>
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    \u8a9e\u5e36\u76f8\u95dc\uff1aCheetah \u8b80\u8d77\u4f86\u8ddf cheater\uff08\u4e0d\u5fe0\u7684\u4eba\uff09\u4e00\u6a23

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  2. The most British thing I’ve ever heard? A lady who said ‘Well I’m sorry, but I don’t apologise.’- Liz Guterbock<\/strong>
    \u610f\u601d\uff1a\u6211\u807d\u904e\u300c\u6700\u82f1\u570b\u300d\u7684\u4e8b\u60c5\u662f\u4ec0\u9ebc\uff1f\u4e00\u4f4d\u5973\u58eb\u8aaa\uff1a\u300c\u597d\u5427\uff0c\u5c0d\u4e0d\u8d77\uff0c\u4f46\u6211\u5f9e\u4e0d\u9053\u6b49\u3002\u300d \u89e3\u91cb\uff1a\u82f1\u570b\u4eba\u5e38\u81ea\u5632\u81ea\u5df1\u662f\u4e00\u500b\u559c\u6b61\u9053\u6b49\u7684\u6c11\u65cf\uff0c\u6240\u4ee5\u9019\u4f4d\u5973\u58eb\u9023\u544a\u8a34\u5225\u4eba\u81ea\u5df1\u5f9e\u4e0d\u9053\u6b49\u4e4b\u524d\u90fd\u8981\u52a0\u4e00\u53e5\u300c\u5c0d\u4e0d\u8d77\u300d

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  3. Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it’s hardly worth it now.- Amos Gill<\/strong>
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  4. When women gossip we get called bitchy; but when men do it’s called a podcast- Sikisa<\/strong>
    \u610f\u601d\uff1a\u7576\u5973\u4eba\u8ac7\u516b\u5366\u6642\uff0c\u6211\u5011\u88ab\u7a31\u70ba\u300c\u4e09\u59d1\u516d\u5a46\u300d\uff1b\u4f46\u7576\u7537\u4eba\u9019\u6a23\u505a\u6642\uff0c\u9019\u5c31\u53eb\u505a\u300c\u64ad\u5ba2\u300d\uff08”podcast”\uff09 \u89e3\u91cb\uff1a\u9019\u662f\u6709\u95dc\u7537\u5973\u6027\u5225\u5b9a\u578b\u7684\u7b11\u8a71\uff0c\u8af7\u523a\u793e\u6703\u5c0d\u5973\u751f\u5c16\u9178\u7684\u8a9e\u8a00

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  5. I thought I’d start off with a joke about The Titanic – just to break the ice- Masai Graham<\/strong>
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  6. How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag- Frank Lavender<\/strong>
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  7. My friend got locked in a coffee place overnight. Now he only ever goes into Starbucks, not the rivals. He’s Costa-phobic- Roger Swift<\/strong>
    \u610f\u601d\uff1a\u6211\u7684\u670b\u53cb\u5fb9\u591c\u5728\u4e00\u9593\u5496\u5561\u5e97\u88e1\u88ab\u53cd\u9396\u4e86\u3002\u73fe\u5728\u4ed6\u53ea\u53bb\u661f\u5df4\u514b\uff0c\u4e0d\u53bb\u5149\u9867\u5176\u7af6\u722d\u5c0d\u624b\u3002 \u4ed6\u6709 Costa \u6050\u61fc\u75c7 \u8a9e\u5e36\u76f8\u95dc\uff1a\u9019\u500b\u81ea\u88fd\u8a5e\u8a9e “Costa-phobic” \u8207\u5e7d\u9589\u6050\u61fc\u75c7 “claustrophobic” \u76f8\u8fd1\u3002\u9019\u4f4d\u670b\u53cb\u88ab\u56f0\u5728\u5496\u5561\u5e97\u88cf\uff0c\u6240\u4ee5\u9019\u5169\u500b\u5b57\u90fd\u5728\u9019\u500b\u60c5\u6cc1\u4e0b\u9069\u7528

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  8. I entered the ‘How not to surrender’ competition and I won hands down- Bennett Arron<\/strong>
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  9. Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch- William Stone <\/strong>\u610f\u601d\uff1a
    Nationwide \u958b\u7b2c\u4e00\u9593\u5206\u884c\u6642\u770b\u8d77\u4f86\u4e00\u5b9a\u5f88\u50bb \u8a9e\u5e36\u76f8\u95dc\uff1a\u5efa\u623f\u4e92\u52a9\u6703 Nationwide \u5b57\u9762\u662f\u300c\u5168\u570b\u6027\u300d\u7684\u610f\u601d\uff0c\u6240\u4ee5\u525b\u8d77\u6b65\u53ea\u6709\u4e00\u9593\u5206\u884c\u6642\u540d\u5b57\u5c31\u6703\u986f\u5f97\u8352\u5510
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  10. My grandma describes herself as being in her “twilight years” which I love because they’re great films.- Daniel Foxx<\/strong>
    \u610f\u601d\uff1a\u6211\u7956\u6bcd\u5f62\u5bb9\u81ea\u5df1\u6b63\u8655\u65bc “twilight years” \uff08\u66ae\u5e74\uff09\uff0c\u6211\u5f88\u559c\u6b61\uff0c\u56e0\u70ba\u5b83\u5011\u90fd\u662f\u5f88\u68d2\u7684\u96fb\u5f71 \u8a9e\u5e36\u76f8\u95dc\uff1a\u9019\u88e1 ” “twilight years” \u53c8\u53ef\u6307\u6536\u770b\u300a\u66ae\u5149\u4e4b\u57ce\u300b\uff08Twilight\uff09\u96fb\u5f71\u7684\u72c2\u71b1\u6642\u671f<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n


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