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  1. <\/span>I was going to sail around the globe in the world\u2019s smallest ship but I bottled it.- Mark Simmons<\/strong>
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  2. I’ve been taking salsa lessons for months, but I just don’t feel like I’m progressing. It’s just one step forward… two steps back. – Alec Snook<\/strong>
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  3. <\/span>Ate horse at a restaurant once – wasn\u2019t great. Starter was all right but the mane was dreadful.- Alex Kitson<\/strong>
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  4. <\/span>I sailed through my driving test. That\u2019s why I failed it.- Arthur Smith<\/strong>
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  5. <\/span>I love the Olympics. My friend and I invented a new type of relay baton: well, he came up with the idea, I ran with it.-Mark Simmons<\/strong>
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  6. <\/span>My dad used to say to me \u201cPints, gallons, litres\u201d \u2013 which, I think, speaks volumes – Olaf Falafel<\/strong>
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    \u8a9e\u5e36\u76f8\u95dc\uff1a”speak volumes\u201d \u6307\u6e05\u695a\u5c55\u793a\u4e86\u4e00\u4e9b\u4e8b\u5be6\u3002\u53e6\u5916 \u201cPints, gallons, litres\u201d \u90fd\u662f\u9152\u7cbe\u5bb9\u91cf\uff08volume\uff09\u7684\u55ae\u4f4d\u3002

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  7. <\/span>British etiquette is confusing. Why is it highbrow to look at boobs in an art gallery but lowbrow when I get them out in Spoons?- Chelsea Birkby<\/strong>
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  8. <\/span>I wanted to know which came first the chicken or the egg so I bought a chicken and then I bought an egg and I think I’ve cracked it.<\/strong>– Masai Graham
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  9. <\/span>My partner told me that she\u2019d never seen the film Gaslight. I told her that she definitely had. -Zo\u00eb Coombs Marr <\/strong>
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  10. <\/span>The conspiracy theory about the moon being made of cheese was started by the hallouminati. – Olaf Falafel<\/strong>
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